Are you nuts?

As I was sitting in my room feeding Seth this afternoon, I saw out of the corner of my eye this streak run past my door into the bathroom. It looked to be about Lydia’s height, so I called her to me. She said she had to pee, but when she was done she came in and my suspicions were confirmed. She was stark naked. This is how our conversation went:

Me:Where are your clothes?
Lydia:My Clothes? (Like she hadn’t noticed they were missing)
Me: Why are you naked?
Lydia: I took my undies off.
Me: Where are the rest of your clothes?
Lydia: My clothes are on the couch.
Me: Why are they on the couch? They are supposed to be on your body.
Lydia: My body? On my bottom?
Me: Well your bottom is part of your body.
Lydia: Can I go in the pool?
Me: What?! What pool?
Lydia: The pink pool. Can I go in the pool on the grass?
Me: What grass? All the grass is covered in snow!
Lydia: I want to play in the pool.
Me: Are you nuts?!?!
Lydia: I’m not yummy! (Apparently she thought I meant nuts as in peanuts….)

At this I just laughed out loud….

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